1. British Air is obviously going the distance in thoroughly screwing up our reservation. The further I get into this, the more it mirrors my experiences with my high school crushes. The closer and closer you get to the relative comfort of the larger seats, and the 18 channel on demand television for each passenger, the more you realize that they smoke too much pot, and are really kind of dumb.
2. Dear 100 Calorie Snack Packs,
How does this work if there are FIVE packages of your yummy tiny doritos and no automatic electric shock system if you eat three packs at once??? And then follow with four oreos? And then, just barely talk yourself out of having a beer at 3:30 in the afternoon? I NEED THE ELECTRIC FENCE DAMMIT.
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You are cracking me up!!! If you need the fence, then I DEFINATELY need the fence!!!!
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